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RULES OF ROMANCE
Women give sex to get love. Men give love to get sex.
Anonymous, quoting someone they can't remember
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5617 Shopping
LET THE BUYER BEWARE!
The chance that the larger size of a product at Walmart is cheaper per ounce than the smaller size is about 50/50.
Jerry Kinsey, Retired, Columbia, Mo., USA
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5616 Automobiles
THE RACE IS ON!
When more than one car is coming down an entrance ramp to merge on a four lane highway, the second car will try to pass the lead car as soon as they reach the highway.
Jerry Kinsey, Retired, Columbia, Mo., USA
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5615 Religion
THE POWER OF PRAYER
If you want to pray for someone who is recuperating from a serious medical problem, do NOT tell them that you are praying for them. The only scientifically conducted study on the effect of prayer, showed that people who were prayed for and told they being prayed for had many more relapses and problems than people who were either prayed for and not told they were being prayed for or people who were NOT prayed for. Scientists attributed the results to "performance anxiety."
Jerry Kinsey, Retired, Columbia, Mo., USA
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5614 Astronomy
SHINE ON HARVEST MOON....
If the moon is full, it will rise at the same time that the sun is setting.
Jerry Kinsey, Retired, Columbia, Mo., USA
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5613 Weather
FLASH.....BOOM!
You can tell how far away lightning is by counting the seconds it takes from when you see the flash until you hear the thunder, then dividing that number by 5.
Jerry Kinsey, Retired, Columbia, Mo., USA
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5612 Certain Places
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
There's an easy way to tell if a house is haunted...it isn't.
Jerry Kinsey, Retired, Columbia, Mo., USA
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5611 Listening
SHIT MOUTH OPEN EARS
During a conversation, if you suddenly realize that you are doing most of the talking, shut up or encourage the other person to talk.
Jerry Kinsey, Retired, Columbia, Mo., USA
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5610 Animals
TO HIVE OR TO HIVE NOT
A swarm in May is worth a load of hay. A swarm in June's worth a silver spoon. A swarm in July ain't worth a fly.
Jerry Kinsey, Retired, Columbia, Mo., USA
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